Don had no idea when he started selling bumper stickers in 2003, he would become the ultimate spokesman for old guys everywhere. Our brand embraces the lighter side of life, but we never forget what it took to get here.Our classic t-shirts for saleact as badges of honor for those with the gray hair and dad bods that represent maturity—not finality. We’ve lived our lives to the fullest, but they are nowhere near over.

That is why wehave classic t-shirts for saleforthe men in your life that have given for decades and its time for him kick back and relax. So, get him a t-shirt, a sandwich, and a beer—he deserves it.

Old Guys Rule Size Chart


Medium Large X-Large XX-Large XXX-Large
Body Length 28" 29" 30.5" 32" 33"
Body Width 21" 23" 25" 27" 29"
Full Body Length 28" 30" 31.5" 33" 34.5"
Sleeve Length


Adjustable - One Size Fits All


Sock Size is 9-15 fits Shoe Sizes 8-14