The time has come for you get up early, check the weather and traffic patterns, and then go back to bed. You just remembered you’re done with all of the hustle and bustle of going to work every day.You can bury your dress shirt and tie at the bottom of the clothes hamper— and leave it there.You are retired, and you need to look like it. Shop our permanent vacation clothing and accessories.

Show your support of a retired old guy’s leisurely lifestyle by gifting him a distinguished retirement t-shirt. If you celebrate his retirement someone is sure to celebrate yours…sooner or later.

Old Guys Rule BottleKeeper® - Stubby!
$ 21.99 $ 29.99
Old Guys Rule BottleKeeper® - Red, White & BBQ!
$ 19.99 $ 29.99

Old Guys Rule Size Chart


Medium Large X-Large XX-Large XXX-Large
Body Length 28" 29" 30.5" 32" 33"
Body Width 21" 23" 25" 27" 29"
Full Body Length 28" 30" 31.5" 33" 34.5"
Sleeve Length


Adjustable - One Size Fits All


Sock Size is 9-15 fits Shoe Sizes 8-14