On Permanent Vacation - UPF 50+ Sun Shirt

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Customer Reviews

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SIZE SPECS FOR UPF 50+ TEES - Sizing is slightly larger than our normal tees for these, so please use the chart below to determine which size is perfect for you!

  • No One is Too Young for This!

    Unless you are 30 years old, this T-shirt is just what you need to protect your body from the sun, or hide your beer gut while swimming in the pool -- all while showing off your untamed style and unique ability to grow even more handsome & witty the older you get!

  • Protect Your Youthful Skin From The Sun

Tees are GREAT -- but during the summer months, or while working and playing in the sun for extended periods of time, it's smart to protect your skin from the sun -- it helps block sunburns, sun marks, helps protect against potential skin cancer -- and when swimming, some of us would rather wear a shirt that protects us all and dries SUPER FAST!

  • The Perfect Gift for Your Old Man!

    Whether it’s your husband, dad, grandpa or uncle, this is by far the ultimate gift you could get them. Just make sure they’re not too sensitive about their age!

  • For the Man That Defies the Odds!

    Our unique T-shirt design is NOT for the man who has given up on life. On the contrary, it’s the man that keeps looking better and better with age and challenges everything that life’s throwing at him!

  • Quality T-Shirt for Quality Men!

    Made of 100% fast-drying microfiber sun tee that runs true to size! 

  • Don't Like It? We'll Make it Right!

    Here At Old Guys Rule, we are certain of the quality and integrity of all our designs, including this T-Shirt. If however, you are not 110% thrilled with it, let us know within 30 days and we’ll send your money back.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
Ron West

What a great shirt! The fit is amazing and in a few days I'll get to wear it in 90+ degree heat while fishing in Puerto Vallarta. I'll try to give another review next week.

Bruce Clawson
My purchase

Good shirt. As advertised. Good quality.


How do I return/exchange this shirt XL for a size Large?


The material is very thin and the design looks cheap. For the price, I expected better quality. The this looks like I bought it through Temu for $10.

Julia Williams
Very happy

I bought 3 shirts, one for my husband and the others for neighbors. Each of the sayings match the guy who will be wearing them!
Good quality shirts.
Would recommend!