The time has come for you get up early, check the weather and traffic patterns, and then go back to bed. You just remembered you’re done with all of the hustle and bustle of going to work every day.You can bury your dress shirt and tie at the bottom of the clothes hamper— and leave it there.You are retired, and you need to look like it. Shop our permanent vacation clothing and accessories.

Show your support of a retired old guy’s leisurely lifestyle by gifting him a distinguished retirement t-shirt. If you celebrate his retirement someone is sure to celebrate yours…sooner or later.

Old Guys Rule - On Permanent Vacation - Heather Indigo T-Shirt - Main View
Old Guys Rule - On Permanent Vacation - Heather Indigo T-Shirt - Main View
Vacation Palm
from $ 24.95
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Heather Indigo
Old Guys Rule - On Permanent Vacation - White T-Shirt - Main View
Old Guys Rule - On Permanent Vacation - White T-Shirt - Main View
On Permanent Vacation
from $ 24.95
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White
Old Guys Rule - Local Legend - Navy Blue T-Shirt - Main View
Old Guys Rule - Local Legend - Navy Blue T-Shirt - Main View
Local Legend 3 (Navy)
from $ 24.95
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On Permanent Vacation - UPF 50+ Sun Shirt
On Permanent Vacation - UPF 50+ Sun Shirt
On Permanent Vacation - UPF 50+ Sun Shirt
from $ 38.95
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White
Old Guys Rule - The Older I Get... The Better I Was - Navy T-Shirt - Main View
Old Guys Rule - The Older I Get... The Better I Was - Navy T-Shirt - Main View
The Older I Get... The Better I was (Oval)
from $ 24.95
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Old Guys Rule - Hammock Vacation - Navy - Main View
Old Guys Rule - Hammock Vacation - Navy - Main View
Hammock Vacation
from $ 24.95
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Old Guys Rule - Livin' The Dream - Indigo Blue T-Shirt - Main View
Old Guys Rule - Livin' The Dream - Indigo Blue T-Shirt - Main View
Livin' The Dream
from $ 24.95
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Indigo Blue
Old Guys Rule - Aged To Perfection - Stone Hat - Front
Old Guys Rule - Aged To Perfection - Stone Hat - Front
Aged to Perfection Baseball Cap (Stone)
$ 24.95
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Stone
Retirement Plan
Retirement Plan
Retirement Plan
from $ 24.95
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Heather Indigo
Recovering Workaholic
Recovering Workaholic
Recovering Workaholic
from $ 24.95
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Sport Grey
Vintage Brew Ceramic Mug
Vintage Brew Ceramic Mug
Vintage Brew Ceramic Mug
$ 15.95
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Palm Band
Palm Band
Palm Band
from $ 24.95
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Light Blue
Super Fly
Super Fly
Super Fly
from $ 24.95
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Stone Wash
On Permanent Vacation Trucker Hat
On Permanent Vacation Trucker Hat
On Permanent Vacation Trucker Hat
$ 26.00
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Sky Blue/ Ivory
Old Guys Rule Baseball Cap - Aged to Perfection - Front
Old Guys Rule Baseball Cap - Aged to Perfection - Front
Aged to Perfection Trucker Hat
$ 26.00
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Wine / Ivory
Keepin' It Reel - UPF 50+ Sun Shirt
Keepin' It Reel - UPF 50+ Sun Shirt
Keepin' It Reel - UPF 50+ Sun Shirt
from $ 38.95
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Pearl Grey
Old Guys Rule Koozie - Beer Label
Old Guys Rule Koozie - Beer Label
Beer Label Koozie
$ 8.95
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Local Legend Trucker Hat
Local Legend Trucker Hat
Local Legend Trucker Hat
$ 26.00
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Local Legend Baseball Cap
Local Legend Baseball Cap
Local Legend Baseball Cap
$ 24.95
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Getting Older Trucker Hat
Getting Older Trucker Hat
Getting Older Trucker Hat
$ 26.00
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Blue / Black
Old Guys Rule - Hat - Trademark – Took Decades to Look This Good - Main View
Old Guys Rule - Hat - Trademark – Took Decades to Look This Good - Main View
It Took Decades to Look This Good Baseball Cap
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Dusty Green