The time has come for you get up early, check the weather and traffic patterns, and then go back to bed. You just remembered you’re done with all of the hustle and bustle of going to work every day.You can bury your dress shirt and tie at the bottom of the clothes hamper— and leave it there.You are retired, and you need to look like it. Shop our permanent vacation clothing and accessories.

Show your support of a retired old guy’s leisurely lifestyle by gifting him a distinguished retirement t-shirt. If you celebrate his retirement someone is sure to celebrate yours…sooner or later.

On Permanent Vacation
from $ 24.99
On Permanent Vacation
from $ 24.99
Getting Better All The Time
$ 17.99 $ 21.99

Young At Heart
from $ 24.99

Local Legend
from $ 24.99
Tiki Lounge T-Shirt
from $ 19.95 $ 24.99

Retirement Badge
from $ 24.99
King Of The Road
from $ 24.99

Serial Griller
from $ 24.99

The Good Life
$ 24.99

Crabby T-Shirt
$ 24.99
Local Legend
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Local Legend
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Old Guys Rule Size Chart

T-Shirts

Medium Large X-Large XX-Large XXX-Large
Body Length 28" 29" 30.5" 32" 33"
Body Width 21" 23" 25" 27" 29"
Full Body Length 28" 30" 31.5" 33" 34.5"
Sleeve Length
8.5"
8.5"
9"
9"
10"

Hats

Adjustable - One Size Fits All

Socks

Sock Size is 9-15 fits Shoe Sizes 8-14